11. I Set Myself on Fire

Chapter 11, I set myself on fire. I thought we'd lost the spider until Tyson heard a faint pinging sound. We made a few turns, backtracked a few times, and eventually found the spider banging its tiny head on a door. The door looked like one of those old-fashioned submarine hatches, oval, with metal rivets around the edges and a wheel for a doorknob. Where the portal should have been was a big brass plaque, green with age, with a Greek eta inscribed in the middle. We all looked at each other. Ready to meet Hephaestus? Grover said nervously. No, I admitted.

Yes, Tyson said gleefully, and he turned the wheel. As soon as the door opened, the spider scuttled inside with Tyson right behind it. The rest of us followed not quite as anxious. The room was enormous. It looked like a mechanic's garage with several hydraulic lifts. Some had cars on them, but others had stranger things. A bronze hip electrician, with its horse head off and a bunch of wires hanging out its rooster tail. A metal line that seemed to be hooked up to a battery charger, and a Greek war chariot made entirely of flames. Solar projects cluttered a dozen worktables.

Tools hung along the walls. Each had its own outline of a pegboard, but nothing seemed to be in the right place. The hammer was over the screwdriver place. The staple gun was where the hacksaw was supposed to go. Under the nearest hydraulic lift, which was holding a 98 Toyota Corolla, a pair of legs stuck out. The lower half of a huge man in grubby gray pants, and shoes even bigger than Tyson's. One leg was in a metal brace. The spider scuttled straight under the car, and the sounds of banging stops. Well, well. A deep voice boomed from under the Corolla.

What have we here? The mechanic pushed out on a back trolley and set up. I'd seen Hephaestus before, briefly on Olympus, so I thought I was prepared, but his appearance made me gulp. I guess he'd cleaned up when I saw him on Olympus. He used magic to make his form seem a little less hideous. Here in his own workshop he apparently didn't care how he looked. He wore a jumpsuit smeared with oil and grime. Hephaestus was embroidered over the chest pocket. His leg creaked and clicked in its metal brace as he stood, and his left shoulder was lower than his right, so he seemed to be leaning even when he was standing up straight.

His head was misshapen and bulging. He wore a permanent scowl. His black beard smoked and hissed. Every once in a while a small wildfire would erupt in his whiskers and then die out. His hands were the size of catcher's mitts, and he handled the spider with amazing skill. He disassembled it in two seconds and put it back together. There. He muttered to himself. Much better. The spider did a happy flip in his palm, shot a metallic web at the ceiling and went swinging away. Hephaestus gloured up at us. I didn't make you, did I? Ah, Antibis said.

No sir. Good. The god grumbled. Shotty workmanship. He studied anabeth in me. Half-bloods. He grunted. Could be automatons of course, but probably none. We met sir, I told him. Have we? The god asked absently. I got the feeling he didn't care one way or the other. He was just trying to figure out how my jaw worked, whether it was a hinge or a lever or what. Well then, if I didn't smash you to a pulp the first time we met, I suppose I won't have to do it now. He looked at Grover and frowned. Sator. Then he looked at Tyson and his eyes twinkled.

Well, a cyclops. Good, good. What are you doing traveling with this lot? Ugh. Said Tyson, staring in wonder at the god. Yes, well said. Hephaestus agreed. So, there'd better be a good reason you're disturbing me. The suspension on this corolla is no small matter, you know. Sir, Antibes said hesitantly. We were looking for Daedalus. We thought. Daedalus. The god roared. You want that old scoundrel? You dare to seek him out? His beard burst into flames and his black eyes glowed. Uh, yes sir, please, Antibes said. You're wasting your time. He frowned at something on his work table and limped over to it.

He picked up a lump of springs and metal plates and tinkered with them. In a few seconds he was holding a bronze and silver falcon. It spread its metal wings, blinked its obsidian eyes, and flew around the room. Tyson laughed and clapped his hands. The bird landed on Tyson's shoulder and nipped his ear affectionately. Hephaestus regarded him. The god scowled and changed, but I thought I saw a kinder twinkle in his eyes. I sense you have something to tell me, Cyclops. Tyson smiled faded. Yes, Lord. We met a hundred-handed one. Hephaestus nodded, looking unsurprised.

Briaris? Yes, he was scared. He would not help us. And that bothered you. Yes. Tyson's voice wavered. Briaris should be strong. He is older and greater than Cyclops, but he ran away. Hephaestus grunted. There was a time I admired the hundred-handed ones. Back in the days of the first war, but people, monsters, even gods change young Cyclops. You can't trust them. Look at my loving mother Hera. You met her, didn't you? She'll smile to your face and talk about how important family is, eh? Didn't stop her from pitching me off Mount Olympus when she saw my ugly face.

But I thought Zeus did that to you, I said. Hephaestus cleared his throat and spat into a bronze platoon. He snapped his fingers, and the robotic falcon flew back to the work table. Mother likes telling that version of the story. He grumbled. Makes her seem more likable, doesn't it? Blaming it all in my dad. Truth is, my mother likes families, but she likes a certain kind of family, a perfect family. She took one look at me and, well, I don't fit the image, do I? He pulled the feather from the falcon's back and a whole automaton fell apart. Believe me, young Cyclops.

Hephaestus said. You can't trust others. All you can trust is the work of your own hands. It seemed like a pretty lonely way to live. Plus I didn't exactly trust the work of Hephaestus. One time in Denver, his mechanical spiders had almost killed Anabeth in me. And last year, it had been a defective tallow statue that cost Bianca her life, another one of Hephaestus's little projects. He focused on me and narrowed his eyes as if he were reading my thoughts. Huh. This one doesn't like me. He mused. No worries, I'm used to that. What would you ask of me, little demigod?

We told you, I said. We need to find Daedalus. There's this guy, Luke. He's working for Chronos. He's trying to find a way to navigate the labyrinth so he can invade our camp. If we don't get to Daedalus first. I told you, boy, looking for Daedalus is a waste of time. He won't help you. Why not? He's a Hephaestus shrugged. Some of us get thrown off mountainsides. Some of us, well, the way we learn not to trust people is even more painful. Ask me for gold or a flaming sword or a magical steed. These I can grant you easily, but a way to Daedalus.

That's an expensive fine. You know where he is then, Anabeth pressed. It isn't wide to go looking, girl. My mother says looking is the nature of wisdom. Hephaestus narrowed his eyes. Who's your mother then? Athena. Figures. He sighed. Fine goddess, Athena. A shame she pledged never to marry. Alright, half blood. I can tell you what you want to know, but there is a price. I need a favor done. Name it, Anabeth said. Hephaestus actually laughed, a booming sound like a huge bellows stoking a fire. You heroes, he said. Always making rash promises. How refreshing.

He pressed a button on his workbench, and his metal shutters opened along the wall. He was either a huge window or a big screen TV I couldn't tell which. We were looking at a grey mountain ringed in forest. It must have been a volcano because smoke rose from its crest. One of my forges, Hephaestus said. I have many, but that used to be my favorite. That's Mount St. Helens, go over said. Great forest around there. You've been there? I asked. Looking for, you know, Pam. Wait. Anabeth said, looking at Hephaestus. You said it used to be your favorite.

What happened? Hephaestus scratched his smoldering beard. Well, that's where the monster Typhon is trapped, you know. It used to be under Mount Edna, but when we moved to America, his force got pinned under Mount St. Helens. Great source of fire, but a bit dangerous. There's always a chance he'll escape. Lots of eruptions these days smoldering all the time. He's restless with the Titan rebellion. What do you want us to do? I said, fight him? Hephaestus snorted. That would be suicide. The gods themselves run away from Typhon when he was free. Prey you never have to see him, much less fight him.

But lately I have sensed intruders in my mountain. Someone or something is using my fortitude. When I go there, it's empty, but I can tell it's being used. They sense me coming and they disappear. I send my automatons to investigate, but they do not return. Something. The ancient is their evil. I want to know who dares invade my territory, and if they mean to lose Typhon. You want us to find out who it is? I said. Aye. Hephaestus said. Go there. They may not sense you coming. You're not gods. Glad you noticed. I muttered. Go and find out what you can.

Hephaestus said. Report back to me and I will tell you what you need to know about Daedalus. Alright, Enebeth said. How do we get there? Hephaestus clapped his hands. The spider came swinging down from the rafters. Enebeth flinched when it landed at her feet. My creation will show you the way. Hephaestus said. It is not far through the labyrinth and try to stay alive will you? Daedalus are much more fragile than Atama Tones. We were doing okay until we hit the tree roots. The spider raced along and we were keeping up, but then we spotted a tunnel off to the side that was dug from our own earth and wrapped in thick roots.

Grover stopped dead in his tracks. What is it? I said. He didn't dare move. He stared open-mouthed into the dark tunnel. His curly hair rustled in the breeze. Come on, Enebeth said. We have to keep moving. This is the way. Grover muttered in awe. This is it. What way? I asked. You mean, to pan. Grover looked at Tyson. Don't you smell it? Dirt. Tyson said. And plants. Yes, this is the way. I'm sure of it. Up ahead the spider was getting farther down the stone corridor. A few more seconds and we'd lose it. We'll come back, Enebeth promised. On our way back to Hephaestus.

The tunnel will be gone by then, Grover said. I have to follow it. A door like this won't stay open. But we can't. Enebeth said. The forges. Grover looked at her sadly. I have to, Enebeth. Don't you understand? She looked desperate. She didn't understand at all. The spider was almost out of sight, but I thought about my conversation with Grover last night. And I knew what we had to do. We'll split up. I said, no, Enebeth said. That's way too dangerous. How will we ever find each other again? And Grover can't go alone. Tyson put his hand on Grover's shoulder.

I will go with him. I couldn't believe I was hearing this. Tyson, are you sure? The big guy nodded. Goat boy needs help. We will find the god person. I am not like Hephaestus. I trust friends. Grover took a deep breath. Percy, we'll find each other again. We've still got the empathy. I just have to. I didn't blame him. This was his life's goal. If he didn't find Pan on his journey, the council would never give him another chance. I hope you're right. I said, I know I am. I'd never heard him sound so confident about anything except maybe that cheese enchiladas were better than chicken enchiladas.

Be careful, I told him. Then I looked at Tyson. He gulped back a sob and gave me a hug but just about squeezed my eyes out of their sockets. Then he and Grover disappeared through the tunnel of tree roots and were lost in the darkness. This is bad, Enebeth said. Splitting up is a really, really bad idea. We'll see them again, I said, trying to sound confident. Now come on, the spider is getting away. It wasn't long before the tunnel started to get hot. The stone walls glowed, the air felt as if we were walking through an oven. The tunnel sloped down and I could hear a loud roar like a river of metal.

The spider skiddered along with Enebeth right behind. Hey, wait up. I called to her. She glanced back at me. Yeah? Something Hifesta said back there about Athena. She swore never to marry, Enebeth said. Like Artemis and Hestia, she's one of the maiden goddesses. I blinked. I'd never heard that about Athena before. But then how come she's got demigod children? I nodded. I was probably blushing, but hopefully it was so hot anyways that Enebeth didn't notice. Percy, you know how Athena was born? She sprung from the head of Zeus in full battle armor or something.

Exactly. She wasn't born in the normal way. She was literally born from thoughts. Her children are born the same way. When Athena falls in love with a mortal man, it's purely intellectual. The way she loved Odysseus in the old story is it it's a meeting of minds. She would tell you that's the purest kind of love. So your dad and Athena, so you weren't, I was a brainchild, Enebeth said. Literally, children of Athena are sprung from divine thoughts of our mother and the mortal ingenuity of our father were supposed to be a gift, a blessing from Athena on the men she favors.

But Percy, the spider's getting away. Do you really want me to explain the exact details of how I was born? Umm, no, that's okay. She smirked. I thought not. And she ran ahead. I followed, but I wasn't sure I would ever look to end about the same way again. I decided some things were better left as mysteries. The rowing got louder. After another half mile or so, we emerged in a cavern the size of a Super Bowl stadium. Our spider escort stopped and curled into a ball. We'd arrived at the forge of Hephaestus. There was no floor just bubbling lava hundreds of feet below.

We stood on a rock ridge that encircled the cavern. A network of metal bridges spanned across it. At the center was a huge platform with all sorts of machines, cauldrons, forges, and the largest anvil I'd ever seen. A block of iron the size of a house. Creatures moved around the platform. Several strange dark shapes, but they were too far away to make out of details. We'll never be able to sneak up on them, I said. Enebeth picked up the metal spider and slipped it into her pocket. I can't. We hear. Hold it, I said. But before I could argue, she put on her Yankees cap and turned invisible.

I didn't dare call after her, but I didn't like the idea of her approaching the forge on her own. If those things out there could sense a god coming, would Enebeth be safe? I looked back at the labyrinth tunnel. I missed Grover and Tyson already. Finally, I decided I couldn't stay put. I crept along the outer rim of the lava lake, hoping I could get a better angle to see what was happening in the middle. The heat was horrible. Garyans Ranch had been a winter wonderland compared to this. You know time I was drenched with sweat. My eyes stung from the smoke.

I moved along, trying to keep away from the edge until I found my way blocked by a cart on metal wheels, like the kind they use in mine shafts. I lifted up the tarp and found it was half full of scrap metal. I was about to squeeze my way around it when I heard voices from up ahead, probably from a side tunnel. Bring it in? One asked. Yeah, another said. The movie's just about to be done. I panicked. I didn't have time to back up. There is nowhere to hide except the cart. I scrambled inside and pulled the tarp over me, hoping no one had seen me.

I curled my fingers around ripped eye, just in case I had to fight. The cart lurched forward. Oi. A gruff voice said. This was a ton. It's celestial bronze, said the other. What did you expect? I got pulled along. We turned a corner and from the sound of the wheels echoing against the walls, I guessed we had passed down a tunnel into a smaller room. Hopefully I was not about to be dumped into a smelting pot. If they started to tip me over I'd have to fight my way out quick. I heard lots of talking, chattering voices that didn't sound human. Somewhere between a seals bark and a dog's growl, there were other sounds too, like an odd-fashioned film projector and a tinny voice narrating.

Just set it in back. A new voice ordered from across the room. Now, younglings, please attend to the film. There will be time for questions afterwards. The voice is quieted down and I could hear the film. As a young demon matures, the narrator said, changes happen in the monster's body. You may notice your fangs getting longer and you may have a sudden desire to devour human beings. These changes are perfectly normal and happen to all young monsters. Excited snarling filled the room. The teacher, I guess it must have been a teacher, told the younglings to be quiet and the film continued.

I didn't understand most of it and I didn't dare look. The film kept talking about growth spurts and acne problems caused by working in the forges and proper flipper hygiene and finally it was over. Now younglings, the instructor said. What is the proper name of our kind? C-demons, one of them barked. No, anyone else? TELKINIES, another monster growled. Very good, the instructor said. And why are we here? REVENGE, several shouted. Yes, yes, but why? Zeus is evil, one monster said. He cast us into Tartarus just because we use magic. Indeed, the instructor said.

We made so many of the gods finest weapons. The Trident of Poseidon for one. And of course, we made the greatest weapon of the Titans. Nevertheless, Zeus cast us away and relied on those fumbling cyclopes. That is why we are taking over the forges of the Youssirper Hephaestus. And soon we will control the undersea furnaces, our ancestral home. I clutched my pen sword. These snarling things had created Poseidon's Trident. What were they talking about? I'd never even heard of a TELKINY. And so younglings, the instructor continued. Who do we serve?

Chronos, they shouted. And when you grow to be big TELKINYs, will you make weapons for his army? Yes! Excellent. Now, we brought in some scraps for you to practice with. Let's see how ingenious you are. There's a rush of movement and excited voices coming toward the cart. I got ready to uncap Riptide. The tarp was thrown back. I jumped. My bronze sword springing to life at my hands, and I found myself facing a bunch of dogs. Well, their faces were dogs anyway, with black snoutes, brown eyes, and pointy ears. Their bodies were sleek and black, like sea mammals, with stubby legs that were half-flipper, half foot, and human-like hands with sharp claws.

If you blended together a kid, a Doberman Pincher, and a sea lion, you'd get something like what I was looking at. A demigod, once snarled. Eat it! Yelled another. But that's as far as they got before I slashed a wide arc with Riptide and vaporized the entire front row of monsters. Back off! I yelled at the rest, trying to sound fierce. Behind them stood their instructor, a six-foot-tall talcony with Doberman Fang snarling at me. I did my best to stare him down. New lesson, class! I announced. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword.

This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't back off. To my surprise, it worked. The monsters backed up, but there were at least twenty of them. My fear factor wasn't going to last long. I jumped out of the cart. Yelled. This missed, and ran for the exit. The monsters charged after me, barking and growling. I hoped they couldn't run very fast with all those stubby little legs and flippers, but they waddled along pretty well. Thank the gods there was a door on the tunnel leading out to the main cavern. I slammed it shut and turned the wheel handle to lock it, but I doubted it would keep them long.

I didn't know what to do. Anabeth was out here somewhere invisible. Our chance for a subtle reconnaissance mission had just been blown. I ran toward the platform at the center of the lava lake. Anabeth! I yelled. Shh. An invisible hand clamped over my mouth and wrestled me down behind a big bronze cauldron. You want to get us killed? I found her head and took off her Yankees cap. She shimmered into existence in front of me, scowling her face streaked with ash and grime. Percy, what is your problem? We're going to have company. I explained quickly about the monster orientation class.

Her eyes widened. So, that's what they are. She said, tell canes. I should have known. They're making... Well look. We peaked over the cauldron. In the center of the platform stood four sea demons, but these were fully grown, at least eight feet tall. Their black skin glistened in the firelight as they worked. Sparks flying as they took turns, hammering on a long piece of glowing hot metal. The blade is almost complete, once said. It needs one... another cooling in blood to fuse the metals. Aye. The second said. It shall be even sharper than before.

What is that? I whispered. Anabeth shook her head. They keep talking about fusing metals. I wonder... they were talking about the greatest titan weapon, I said. And they said they made my father's trident. The Telkines betrayed the gods, Anabeth said. They were practicing dark magic. I don't know what exactly, but Zeus banished them to Tartarus. With Chronos. She nodded. We have to get out. No sooner had she said that than the door to the classroom exploded, and the young Telkines came pouring out. They stumbled over each other, trying to figure out which way to charge.

Put your cat back on, I said. Get out! What? Anabeth shrieked. No, I'm not leaving you. I've got a plan. I'll distract them. You use the metal spider. Maybe it'll lead back to Hephaestus. You have to tell them what's going on. But you'll be killed. I'll be fine. Besides, we've got no choice. Anabeth glared at me like she was going to punch me. And then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me. Be careful, seaweed brain. She put on her hat and vanished. I probably would have sat there the rest of the day, staring at the love and trying to remember what my name was, but the seed demons jarred me back to reality.

There! One yelled. The entire class of Telkines charged across the bridge toward me. I ran for the middle of the platform, surprising the four elder seed demons so much they dropped the red hot blade. It was about six feet long and curved like a crescent moon. I'd seen a lot of terrifying things, but this unfinished whatever it was scared me even worse. The elder demons got over their surprise quickly. There were four ramps leading off the platform, and before I could dash in any direction, each of them had covered an exit. The Talus once snarled.

What do we have here? A son of Poseidon? Yes, another growled. I can smell the sea in his blood. I raised Riptide. My heart was pounding. Strike down one of us, demigod. The third demon said. And the rest of us shall tear you to shreds. Your father betrayed us. He took our gift and said nothing as we were cast into the pit. We will see him slice to pieces. He and all the other Olympians. I wish I had a plan. I wish I hadn't been lying to Anabeth. I wanted her to get out safely. I hope she'd be sensible enough to do it, but now it was dawning on me that this might be the place I would die.

No prophecies for me have to get overrun in the heart of a volcano by a pack of dog face sea lion people. The young Talconies were at the platform now too, snarling and waiting to see how far their four elders would deal with me. I felt something burning against the side of my leg. The ice whistle in my pocket was getting colder. If I'd ever needed help, now was the time. But I hesitated. I didn't trust Quintus' gift. Before I could make up my mind, the tallest Talcony said, let's see how strong he is. Let's see how long it takes him to burn. He scooped some lava out of the nearest furnace.

It set his fingers ablaze, but this didn't seem to bother him at all. The other elder Talconies did the same. The first one threw the glob of molten rock at me and set my pants on fire. Two more splattered across my chest. I dropped my sword and sheared terror and swatted at my clothes. Fire was engulfing me. Strangely, it felt only warm at first, but it was getting hotter by the instant. Her father's nature protects you, one said. It makes you hard to burn, but not impossible, youngling. Not impossible. They threw more lava at me. I remember screaming.

My whole body was on fire. The pain was worse than anything I'd ever felt. I was being consumed. I crumpled to the metal floor and heard the sea demon children howling into light. Then I remember the voice of the river nigh out at the ranch. The waters within me. I needed the sea. I felt a tugging sensation in my gut, and I had nothing around to help me. No faucet. Not nor a river. Not even a petrified sea shell this time. Besides, the last time I'd unleashed my power at the stables there'd been that scary moment when I'd almost gotten away from me.

I had no choice. I had to call the sea. I reached inside myself and remembered the waves and the currents and the endless power of the ocean. And I let it loose in one horrible scream. Afterward I could never describe what had happened. An explosion. A tidal wave. A whirlwind of power simultaneously catching me up and blasting me downward toward the lava. Fire and water collided. Superheated steam. And I shot upward from the heart of the volcano in a huge explosion. Just one piece of flotsam thrown free by a million pounds of pressure. The last thing I remember before losing consciousness was flying.

Flying so high Zeus would never have forgiven me. And then beginning to fall. Smoke and fire and water streaming for me. I was a comet hurtling toward the earth.